When it comes to navigating all around the world, Moscow should have the award for worst roads, yet construction costs ten times more than it does in Germany. For some hard-done drivers, the only way to cheer themselves up is to spend a wad on their wheels, as Oksana Boyko explains: everything is so grey, brown, dirty, depressing and people are corrupt. Here’s the solution: Make golden plated cars and everything will shine again.